Nuclear Fishin'

"Hello Researcher, we have a very important mission for you."

"We have learned that there was a recent nuclear meltdown and we want you to investigate."

"As a marine biologist, you will be collecting samples of wildlife affected by the disaster and returning them to the lab for further investigation."

"We won't accept any samples that are not explicitly part of our research, so make sure your pockets are empty."

"That's all Researcher. Good luck out there, and try not to die too much, alright?"

"Disclaimer: Atlantcific Research Labs is not liable and cannot be held accountable for any bumps, bruises, sprains, broken bones, spinal injuries, maulings, lost limbs, brand new limbs..."

"Oh, almost forgot to mention: this mission will last 3 days, so be sure to pack a lunch, otherwise you may have to resort to eating the samples... which may end poorly."